Canon Sonique

As the Nazi party was taking off in Germany, a stubby little french man and his lab assistants were developing what could have been the most efficient and engenious way to commit mass murder. 

This stubby little man was named Vladimir Gavreau, and he had just discovered the power of Extremely Low Frequency sound waves, or ELF waves. You see, dear reader, the human ear's perception of sound drops off at about 20 Hz, but it is possible to hear  sounds of 12 Hz. Vladimir and his lab assistants were exposed to waves of about 7 to 6 Hz. The sound shook the window panes of his lab and caused disturbances to liquids. And,of course, it wrecked havoc on the human body.

It starts out as an ache accompanied by anxiety, a vague thrumming in the bones that inspires an unsettled feeling in those exposed. Then, the eyes begin to hum. Next come the skull splitting headaches caused by pressure exerted on the ear drums. One test subject related the pain to being electrocuted. And to make matters worse, the subject will then begin to vomit violently. All of these symptoms present themselves in a matter of seconds when exposed to waves of 12Hz. And if the subject is not quickly unexposed, they will die in a matter of minutes. And here is how that works. The sound waves apply pressure the cells in the human body, and via cavitation, cause little bubbles of gas to go floating about in your body; a place that supposed to be relatively gas free, digestive tract and lugs excluded. 

Naturaly, Dr. Gavreau, being the Nazi-supporting nationalist that he was, thought it'd be just dandy if he could weaponize this discovery and then market it to his buds in the Nazi party. What a nice guy, right? 

Anyway, Vladimir's "Canon Sonique" generates sounds of about 7Hz and focuses them through pips and then directs them through an array of emitters at the end of the pipes. At 7Hz, armor, common buildings and concrete walls cannot protect those inside from the    devastating effects of Vladimir's canon. 

Wanna know something really unsettling?

In 2006, the BBC reported that a mobile sonic device was being used to deter youth from loitering in certain places in both the town of Lancashire and in Grimsby. I'd say that's ageism in action. And in 2009 a sonic "deterrent" was used against protesters in Pittsburgh.  Also, who said that was okay? Cause whoever that was is a great big...

Oh, yeah, and before I go, I'd just like to remind you that ELF waves are a BIG part of HAARP. 

You do the math. 

Luckily, we were able to turn it off quickly. All of us were sick for hours. Everything in us was vibrating: stomach, heart, lungs. All the people in the other laboratories were sick too. They were very angry with us. ~Vladimir Gavreau